When Money and Time Eludes Me a Monstrosity is Born
No time to finish building the hardtail but can't stand the T-Bars so 18" apes, 1" Risers, No Controls, Internal Throttle, One Electrical Tape Grip, and I feel like I have my manhood back.....
motorcycle? check helmet? check sunscreen? check trying to remember the last place you put your vest so you can grab your balls out of the pocket? dont joke with me this time i hope your going to ride a few times this summer. Im tired of blue balls.
I only have the time for one ride this summer. I was planning on riding to new York, swimming with my bike on my back to Hawaii, dodging a valcano or 2, then swimming to alaska, dodging a moose or two and then taking the scenic route back. I only have scheduled 3 hrs for this trip, are you hardcore enough?
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trying to remember the last place you put your vest so you can grab your balls out of the pocket? dont joke with me this time i hope your going to ride a few times this summer. Im tired of blue balls.
I only have the time for one ride this summer. I was planning on riding to new York, swimming with my bike on my back to Hawaii, dodging a valcano or 2, then swimming to alaska, dodging a moose or two and then taking the scenic route back. I only have scheduled 3 hrs for this trip, are you hardcore enough?
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